Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-01 | William AlvarezWilliam Alvarez

Follow the #amazon #outage minute by minute at http://t.co/9nzTms7z #
Ok now I see why Netflix is down. @Amazon does it again: crashes and leaves half Internet world useless. Happening to often. #Unreliable #
Why is @Netflix down at this hour of the night on a Friday? Not fun. #GetYourActTogether #
Hell yeah! -> Flash Player for Android: Adobe calls time, declares it dead http://t.co/cYXQEk5E #
@dancristo @paulskirbe @Clayburn @jeypandian Not me! #
@Clayburn @dancristo @williamalvarez @paulskirbe @jeypandian Yes, now we are sponsoring all those slackers who never pay taxes! #
@dancristo @paulskirbe @Clayburn @jeypandian This comment is totally irrelevant at this time of day. It's almost dinner time! #
Se me daña el día cuando leo un brief de agencia que empieza por "A través de nuestra Like Page en Facebook…". #NoNoNoNoyNo #
An now @Linkedin promoting dissociation and unlinking from @Twitter https://t.co/8l0VvwFg #Antisocial #Unfriending #
Loving Google Chrome for iPad but a lot of pages don't adjust to the browser window size, render oversized inside the Chrome canvas. #
@paulskirbe @Clayburn @jeypandian @dancristo All unhealthy stuff, that! #
@Clayburn @paulskirbe @jeypandian @dancristo I didn't order anything from that filthy and fattening place! #
Now, can I just go home and not work anymore for the rest of the day? #
LAN merges with TAM, how will it be called? LANTAM for LatAm? http://t.co/V4W1vVAa #
Google Cars, the comparison engine is on https://t.co/V4wx2FGY btw. #
@VLAIC Any organic fat-free/sugar-free/Zero-Calories ice cream in the truck? #
@randfish Awesome awesome awesome! #
Every time I read the word Endemic in an email thread I think some virus infiltrated in one of my campaigns. #NeedACureForThat #
Latin America has the most engaged social network users http://t.co/3bTCpvCM #
@willcritchlow spamming all my inboxes, with good spam! http://t.co/mEZnjXjY #SeachLove #
@dan_shure Great meeting you in person tonight. Thanks for the meaty presentation for startups. #
Sending all my positive energy to @everywhereist and @randfish on such a crucial moment in their lives. Beat Steve girl! #
All these people are nearby (@dohertyjf @mcmurrak @daveminchala), I already said hi to one. #DistilledMeetUp http://t.co/1i0OXmEc #
@dan_shure kicking it off the @distilled NY meet-up. Talking about Thought Leadership. http://t.co/8VQ4H9Nh #
@Clayburn Yay! #
@jennita @AlanBleiweiss @Skitzzo Crazy, only way to be creative and stand out above the normal #
@Clayburn I won't, unless they give me free something! #GustOrganics #
@jennita @AlanBleiweiss @Skitzzo I would be happy with an Alan in the West Coast and a back up in the East Coast, echoing side to side. #
One of @Clayburn's favorite joints in NYC, $20 for $40 worth of food http://t.co/ODP0bC7p #OrganicFood #
@AlanBleiweiss @Skitzzo @Jennita we can have a better version of you if we manipulate the code in your next iteration! #GeneticModification #
@AlanBleiweiss haha, no, you do want it, we just can't afford you. But we want clones of yourself, is that even possible? At a lower rate? #
@AlanBleiweiss Dealing with résumés of candidates with egregious past role descriptions. I'm looking for those who strive for perfection. #
@AlanBleiweiss Fired! #
Pls make sure you understand the difference bet SEM, PPC & SEO before coming to interview with me. Also, update your résumé to reflect that. #
@frankwangphoto @Zappos_Service @zappos I really want to take it, I've been to most of your workshops Frank! #
Getting my checkbook ready for a Google Glass, where do I have to send that check? Want want want! #
And @Ford does it again! The Social Media king of Auto http://t.co/qc4fFs1d Congrats to @ScottMonty and team for bottomless innovation. #
@Zappos_Service @frankwangphoto Awesome, I will. Thanks for the quick reply @zappos! #
Hey @zappos, what if you sponsored the entire course? Pls be cool! http://t.co/3F7Ur3P2 cc: @frankwangphoto #
I'm hiring! http://t.co/pHloIGta, SEO Directors, SEO Managers, Paid Search Directors, Paid Search Managers, PMs, ADs. NYC, BOS, CHI. #Jobs #
(New) Google Cars, a pay per lead model aimed to help in the lower funnel http://t.co/bbk6Kr9s Nice finding by @brianpasch #
Cloud porn in the horizon. http://t.co/rzHziJEe #yankees #nyc #baseball #
Happy Birthday Captain! (@ Yankee Stadium for Cleveland Indians vs. New York Yankees w/ 206 others) http://t.co/kD08KhTo #
@simonemulla I was on the train like an hour ago, saw a bunch of people, thought you were there. I'm going tomorrow. #
@simonemulla I suspect you're on this train. Are you? #
News from @united 5714: we can land in JFK!…But we don't know when we are leaving IAD, will happen 2nite at some point. #Ridiculous #
And this is how @united manages to ruin your day. 4 hrs waiting 2 take off, no news about when that's gonna happen. Life inside an airplane. #
We've been waiting for almost 2 hours inside @united 5714 (IAD-JFK). No explanation given. Anyone from outside this plane pls inform! #
@RBeale @patricksull @redsoxbeacon Will b missed as a rival for us in NY, in a good way. Bleacher Creatures will consider saluting him now. #
Is this a good or bad thing? “@RBeale: Kevin Youkilis Traded to the Chicago White Sox http://t.co/8WQ553JY by @patricksull @redsoxbeacon” #
Feeling over attended here. #OnlyClient (@ Harry's Tap Room – Terminal) http://t.co/yBTUt9SM #
How can people eat at Five Guys, at the airport, at 7:30am? #BadDiet #
The earliest time I've gone to work, and it's not in NYC. (@ Washington Dulles International Airport (IAD)) http://t.co/4u3F6oMj #
Herndon bound! (@ Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR) w/ 32 others) http://t.co/9XiMoj8b #
Morning world! #